Top 10 Signs You’ve Been to Too Many Trade Shows

You may have been to too many trade shows If……

1. The sugar packets in your pantry all come from hotels.
2. You’ve adopted Greenwich Mean as your personal time zone.
3. You use a promotional pen to sign the check.
4. Your spouse got you a beer and you left her a tip.
5. You actually bought something from SkyMall.
6. When you dropped your kids off at school, you arranged to meet them “back at the booth.”
7. This is your theme song.
8. You have so many reward points, Budget upgrades you to a stretch limo.
9. You get a text from your spouse, suggesting you get together “next time you’re in town.”
10. The TSA doesn’t bother checking your bags anymore.